Recent shameful events

This can only happen to me-

A couple of weeks ago I home dyed my hair. I do this regularly, however I went a darker shade so the day before going off on my"Shirley Valentine" holiday to Croatia. It turned out a mild shade of green. I panic and look on the internet for ways to restore..to late to get emergency appoint at hair salon and too embarrased to don my lurcher bobble hat in may to go (on bus) to tescos for more dye. Anyway find cure on beloved internet.

Pour tomato ketchup on head and wrap clingfilm round head leave 30 mins and will take out green. So yes I was sat here on the computer and packing my suitcase with heinz finest sauce and cling film on my noggin. Unfortunately postie called round at the time. He is decidely uncomfortable now delivering my ebay items. At least it worked thank gawd!!!

shameful event number 2-

I am currently off work with work related stress. I asked to see the company Occupational Health doctor. Company Doctor was very nice however because of me being a gormless muppett now seems to (wrongly) think im a drug addict!!!!!.

When anyone says drugs to me, I instantly think prescription medicines

He asked me if I took drugs- silence (trying to think of the names of my medicines) then a few seconds later I say "no course not" when realised he meant drugs not medicines... doctor says" you answered too slow". Then 25 mins later blah blah blah im chuntering on and at the end he goes "drugs aren't the answer". Well I'm still thinking about medicines so I say something like"no doctor I'm doing my best to cope but I still need them at the moment in fact I need stronger ones" (referring to my prescription medication). Only twigged later whilst picking up doggies doo's in the garden . He was on about the "other" type of drugs not medicines!!!!........ So not only do work think Im a lunatic, but a druggie one at that!!!