Today I have been mostly............

emailing the pope. Yep even though I am not Catholic. I was hoping he could intervene in the government sanctioned Trade Unionist murders that are happening in the Phillipines. I also emailed the UN sadly I got their out of office reply.... no wonder Israel took the offensive then... maybe whilst I was at it I should have asked his holiness to have a word with him upstairs on my behalf. I wish to ensure that the next attempt at ending my mortal life is not done by a Tesco value pineapple falling on my head... good grief a girls gotta go out with a bit of class. Please Lord if I do get killed by a fruit can it please at least be a Tescos finest fruit.... and I thought it was meant to be all the chocolate I ram down my neck that is bad for my health.