Designer Dogs

New designer cross breed dogs...
Collie + Lhasa Apso =Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow =Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter =Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso =Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound= Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador =Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute= Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu= Bull Shih Tzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed