Christmas no mistletoe or whine!

Well its been a while. I have been very under the weather recently. Union bod (fulltime) and my deputy have both buggered off for varying amounts of time and my two footsoldiers of the old school unionism are keeping me and management v. busy. HR angel has told me if she wins the lottery then she will give me half so we can escape corporate hell.

A tenner would be great.

I need the extra money I have a new life form growing on my upper lip. Yep the evil coldsore is back. No mistletoe snogs at next weeks Christmas party then.... OH will be safely tucked up whilst I ensure my *beloved* members behave.

We already have a case where a night out was organised (not by the company, but in the company name) which has led to allegations of assault, racism and bullying and victimisation. All in the genteel world of bingo.

God help us when the alcohol is flowing next week. I am gonna stick to diet coke after my last dalliance with alcohol- although my worst crime was some very dodgy dancing.