Shopping fun !

Do you HATE the BORING weekly supermarket shop????

Try these suggestions to spice up the trip!!!

Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they are not looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and tell shoppers you will invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, pick your nose, and eat it.

While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle ask an assistant if they know where the antidepressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme.

In the kitchenware aisle, practise the "Madonna look"using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and while people browse, yell"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the foetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."